“hey do you want the rest of my-“
(Source: mutualfollow, via apatheticghost)
which country has the most birds
portugeese
wait
thats a language
You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub
(via sylvanburningcenter)
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
(via sharonosbourne)